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Friday Night Sundowner Drinks
| Head down to the Rampant Swan on the following dates at 6.30pm | |||
| October 05 | 7th, 21st | April 06 | 7th, 21st |
| November 05 | Every Friday | May 06 | 5th, 13th (Annual Dinner), 19th |
| December 05 |
2nd, 9th, 16th. | June 06 | 2nd, 16th, 30th |
| January 06 | Every Friday | July 06 | 14th & 28th. |
| February 06 | Every Friday | August 06 | TBC |
| March 06 | Every Friday | September 06 | TBC |
Down
at the Rampant Swan Bar most Fridays from 6.30pm.
Join us during for cheap drinks and nibblies.
Bring your mates, see you there!
Order Pizza or Fish & Chips and have dinner.
Plus - special guests!
For all other social events, see the Calendar
2002/03 Season Social History
Which bus driver thought he'd make his trailer sound like a freight train by loosing a wheel some fair distance back up the road? (just outside the metro area?)
Which entire bus load of passengers did not notice that the trailer was rolling on the rim with no wheel attached? (and doing of a freight train / angle grinder).
Which bus driving duo convinced Budget it was their fault that the wheel fell off, seriously inconviencing our holiday plans?
Which caravan park was awoken by what sounded like a freight train at 2am in the morning?
Which same caravan park was kept awake by the sounds of WaGONs and young punks putting up tents in the dark between 2am and 4am in the morning?
Which same caravan park didn't live up to its name of "Happy Days"
Which same caravan park won't have us back?
Which surf club knows it doesn't have to go back for 10 or so years, by which time the caravan park will have changed hands?
Who is Fabio and what has he never never done?
Who was so busting for a toilet stop on the bus trip that she had time to run about a mile from the bus to do her business?
Which bus driver went in search of the above mentioned person but couldn't find her, only to watch her return from a QUICK tiolet stop 15 minutes later?
Which new member was seen enjoying herself with Jamie, and upon realising this was not such a good idea, escaped to the other bus, only to fall for the charms of Scotty?
Which same new member was not in her rightful sleeping place, but found in some one elses tent the next morning?
Who's tent was it?
Which group WaGONs and young punks kept a caravan park awake 2am and 4am in the morning for a second succesive night?
Which group WaGONs and young punks complained rudely and loudly when awoken by children playing at 8am the next morning?
Which parents of the children playing at 8am didn't appreciate the manner in which their children were asked to be quiet?
Which group WaGONs and young punks didn't come out of their tents to listen to the parents concerns?
Which old boy wanted to see more of the WaGONs and young punks enjoy the art of getting nude and enforced the tradition that young punks must play flaming butt holes whilst in Denmark?
Which young lady was seen enjoying the art of lighting the paper to begin the flaming butt holes?
Which same young lady was quoted later on to say she's keen for a nude swim?
Which new boatie was abducted during the night be Stewies ex? what happened there guys?
Who was the tall skinny straight bloke talking about picking up short fat lesbians on the bus on the way back from the party?
Which same bloke actually did score in Albany?
Which same bloke cleared the dance floor by dropping his dacks whilst dancing?
Which piss weak hotel turned on the lights, off the music and asked us to leave 15 minutes before closing?
Which same piss weak hotel no longer has any Grenadine?
Which surf club created the party at the above piss weak hotel?
Which European luxury car didn't return from the County Carnival?
Which new club board was in grave 'danger' on its maiden voyage when one young punk didn't have a leggie whilst surfing?
Which young punk above kooked it and gave the board a floggin'?
Which same clubbie was copping heaps about his lisp down south, and then when asked which letter he painted on the pylon, he was thoroughly embarresed by Erin?
Swim Thru
Which old boy upon arrival to the pylon painting expidition, insisted that the pylon painting must be done in the nude to comply with traditions passed down from the great watermen and fat boys from the past?
Which same old boy decided to prove that he did it nude by leaving is bathers on the beach for Cott to find the next morning?
Which Club painted the pylon in their club colours the night before the start of the Cottesloe to Swanbourne Ocean Classic, for all 600+ competitors to see?
Which other Club painted the pylon in their club colours the night after the Cottesloe to Swanbourne Ocean Classic, such that no one saw it?
Who was the Club figure head answering to a bunch of very anger Cott clubbies, valiantly defending our clubs honour by claiming that it was Secret Harbour who had painted the pylon, like their colours are red white and blue aren't they?
Which Cott clubbies fell for such a stupid explanation?
Which WaGON's sister though it was a great idea to lose the boxers shorts of the nude WaGON in question, creating one hell of a funny scene back on the beach when he emerged from the water?
Was this WaGON seen covering himself with a coil of rope as no other garment was available to do the job?
Which same WaGON had a not so pleasant nude experience when he encountered a stinger on the way back in the water?
Which body parts did the stinger come in contact with?
Which club member, in her efforts to win her age group race in the swim through had an awesome stack on the finish line of the race? (well done on the win!)
Which piss weak group of triathletes tried to invent an electronic race timing system, only to come up with a electronic timing mat for the finish line which caused all the swimmers to trip over / slip?
STAY TUNED FOR MORE DUNE DWELLER IN THE COMING WEEKS / MONTHS / YEARS
hilights included : - The bus ride down - the Maccas stop - harmer had a full pounder burger. the generous amount of piss stops. The nasty chicks who wouldn't let us piss out the windows. The liquid on the floor of the bus..... Those bananas..
The late arrival at Happy days, the loss of a wheel on the trailer which Leavo didn't realise for several k's. Rob telling the kiddies at happy days to 'shutup or I'll break your neck' . Jingles telling the little kiddies at "Happy Days:" to 'shut the ....... up' in the morning after they yelled 'wakeup wakeup' in an annoyingly loud voice. Sleuth's skirt... The Country Carnival.
The Aust Day party at the pub....: danger's Bar spew, norweigen chick, red stuff, steak sandwiches & chips, cowboys: "you must be from swanny", Kaluhachino, that bush party patch, dissapeerence of Franko and rob -subsequent taxi all the way back to hapy days. Kareena trying to wake up Jingles in the bus...
Those big big big fans /windmills near the surfing spot on the way to Denno. That surfing spot and the rips. The $2 shop in Albany where a wealth of important items were purchased such as the Scream masks and that beach ball which lasted about a minute. the bus rides. Denno Ocean beach Caravan park - Jingles rolling in the mud nude. Bang Bang Lou Lou - what a great song. Flaming arseholes. Spoons. Lake full of Stingrays. Cyrill and that sax player Danger had the hots for.... jugs of beer...
Danger chasing sheep. Danger in general... Bus ride home - so smooth. except when we lost another tyre on the ski trailer. The stop at carnival chicken, the fish and chips , the myriad of other stops.
The burning of Alf
